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A Parrot
Christmas As told by Stanley the cute little Quaker bird |
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he wind was howling as I was awakened by the shutter at the window slapping the
side of the house. A single eye peeked open and I looked around a still darkened room. The
chill in the air reminded me of the weatherman's prediction of "snow by
morning." My feet were cold so I twisted them into the nap of the covers at my feet.
It was the very darkest part of the night. The part of the night that makes one shiver
when awakened even in the warmth of summer. I had heard all the stories the night before
as I sat with the rest of the family at the table. I heard how this jolly old elf named
Santa was going to come sliding down the chimney and bring toys. Ha! I thought as I
reasoned the very idea of a great big fat guy slithering down our chimney plopping right
into our living room. The picture my mind painted caused me to laugh out loud and yet I
caught myself almost believing it could happen. moment of silence was
heard as nature caught it's breath to puff an even more furious and cold breath on our
little house in Minnesota. That last wind dislodged a limb from a nearby tree sending it
into the window next to me. I jumped with a start and by this time both eyes were open and
were gazing on the eerie shadows made by all the Christmas lights in the street. I peeked
through a crack in the blinds and saw a blanket of white snow spread over everything
below. The Christmas lights on the house next door were blinking a steady on and off and
the plastic snowman across the street at my friend Sherman's house was turning side to
side and waving just like it had done for the past two weeks after his pop had placed it
ever so gently on the lawn. There was such a bright reflection of lights from off the
show. I noticed that the moon overhead was full and the face in it looked cold and tired
too. The wind settled down. The calm took back over and sleep started creeping up my legs
into my head and eyes. bout the
time both eyes were closed again and sleep was just moments away there was a thump on the
roof. My skin crawled and the feathers around my neck stood straight up. This was a new and
unnatural sound. There were several more thumps just seconds behind and
overhead I heard the jingling of
bells. Needless to say both eyes were awake again only this time and I became
aware that I was not alone. I flew to the window and carefully pushed the curtains aside
just enough to peek outside. What I saw I couldn't quite explain and it frightened me and
made me shiver. I could feel my eyes growing larger and larger as I stood there gazing out
the window. On the new fallen snow I could see the shadows of something, no someone, on
the roof. I could not believe my eyes but I now tell you the story. rom the
rooftop I saw the shadow of a big guy with a big bag flung on his back. He had eight, four legged
horned creatures
attached to a seat like device with runners. It looked like the decorations on the new green tree
downstairs. He steped out of the device and took a
few short steps, then disappeared down the chimney on our roof. I was quite curious, so
I pulled myself together and flew to the banister outside the bedroom door where I
perched, waiting for his mysterious entrance. I was nervous about this whole thing, I
wanted to call "Mama" and wake her up but decided to investigate more closely
before alarming the household. It took but a moment for gravity to act and I witnessed the
grand entrance of this red clad intruder into the room below just next
to the Christmas tree. He came down
with a plop and soot from the chimney puffed out into the room. "Mama's gonna be
mad", I thought to myself. Once at the bottom of the chimney the lights from inside
the living room and from the Christmas tree found their way to his face and I saw a big
man with a gentle face and a big smile and he was dressed all in warm red fur, from his head to his foot.
He had white on his face and head and a twinkle in his eye. He brushed himself off and
opened his bag and quickly went to work. e put his
head way down inside that bag so far that I thought he was going to fall inside. He pulled
out a bright red box with pretty strings and a bow on top and laid it way up under the
green tree with the blinking lights. He went back to the bag many times and brought out
many pretty boxes with strings and bows all over them. He didn't make much noise except
for grunting when he bent over into the bag, I think his pants were to tight. I stood
quietly, watching, waiting to see just what this was all about. I was almost mesmerized at
all the pretty things that he was pulling from his bright red bag. The reflections of the
Christmas lights made them so pretty then all of a sudden it was over. He took one last
look into the bag and closed it tightly and started back toward the chimney, then it
happened. I guess I must have been excited because this noise came from me like I had
never before. It was a loud GRRRR or something like that, anyway he stopped dead still and
slowly turned in my direction. I froze. I didn't know what to do. I just stood there
watching. In slow motion he turned to look right at me. tanley, is
that you", came a soft deep voice. "Hello" I squawked back before I
realized, how did he know my name? I was too frightened to talk any more and I froze solid
in my tracks. "Stanley, Come here," he beckoned to me as I quaked with freight.
I felt enough strength now to make my way to him. I was frightened but somehow I knew he
was good and things were going to work out. "Stanley, you have been such a good
Quaker bird this year. I know your family loves you so much and that you love them too. I
have a very special present for you. You will find it in the morning on the tree. Don't be
afraid. Don't make a sound Now, go back upstairs and go to sleep." He scratched me on
the head for a few minutes, I preened his white face feathers for a moment and he released
me to fly back to my room. As I topped the stairs I looked over my left wing and noticed
him disappearing up the chimney. Then I heard a thump on the roof. en though
the room was chilly I landed on my cage with a warm feeling in my heart. I had actually
seen that "Santa" fellow my family spoke of the night before. I couldn't believe
it, it was really him, and he put all those pretty boxes with string and bows under the
blinking tree. As I thought on these wonderful things I heard what sounded like bells and
running feet on the roof. There was a big swish then the sound of someone laughing and
yelling commands. "He he he he", no, more like "Ho ho ho ho, Merry
Christmas to all, and to all a good night," I heard as I caught a glimpse of his
shadow through the window as they all flew from the roof of the house. The wind let out
another cold breath and twigs and snow swirled outside the window almost like a tornado.
Then, once again, silence filled the room. It seeped in like the milk in a rag after I
have an "accident" at the breakfast table. Mama tells me I have a lot of
accidents. perched
there for a few minutes reflecting on happenings of the most recent past. Those memories
fresh in my mind gave me such a warm feeling. "Who was this jolly old elf," I
asked myself, as I pondered. "Why had he visited this house and departed after
leaving all those many pretty boxes with strings and bows?" Most of all I wondered
just how a person as plump as he could have possible have made it through that chimney. I
tried to fly through it once and found escape impossible. As those thoughts swirled
through my head like the outside wind I felt a great weight on my eyelids and succumbed
once again to sleep. I knew I had nothing to fear this night. ours passed
before the fog began clearing from my head, I know because I had the uncontrollable urge
to stretch my legs, they felt like lead. My knees were sore and my toes stiff. I felt like
I slept standing up, Grr! I guess I did sleep standing up. I yawned then caught the scent
of something quite nice in the air. It was sweet yet light. It filled the air and was
pleasant and nice, unlike that coffee stuff Mama and Papa have every morning, ack! I took
one last stretch and flew to the bedroom door. hree year
old Joshua was awake and peering through the bars overlooking the living room. Older
sister Sarah was already downstairs. She was snuggled on the couch all curled up holding
"Teddy" her soft white Polar Bear buddy she got last summer for her birthday
from Aunt Margaret. Sarah's eyes were so big I could see the reflection of the fire that
was now burning so brightly in the fireplace. "Mama must be in the kitchen cooking up
something good", I thought to myself as I glided past Sarah toward the kitchen.
Somewhere down the hall I heard a big growl and recognized it as Papa getting out of bead.
Papa is such a grouch in the morning until he gets his coffee. I soared past Sarah and
Chester the old alley cat who now lives in the house because he's to old to be out in the
cold, and I flew right past the pretty green tree with strings and twinkle lights and into
the kitchen then landed on Mama's shoulder. "Good morning Stanley" she said,
buttering a hot apple muffin", "oh that's the sweet smell", I
thought."How are you this fine Christmas morning? You're my sweet little Quaker
bird", she completed. I lowered my head for the regular morning scratch. "It's
going to be short today my little friend. It's about time to open Christmas
presents." I cocked my head and looked puzzled for a moment, then cuddled into Mama's
neck and started to purr like I heard Chester do so many times when he got a good
scratchin'. t wasn't
long before Mama buttered the last apple muffin and stopped scratching. She reached over
and gave me a little nuzzle with her nose and a little kiss on the beak, I like those
kisses. "Kissies, kissies, smooch, smooch", I said. Mama picked up a handful of
plates and started for the table so fast that I had to flap my wings to stay on her
shoulder. "Breakfast", she called out. I could hear the rhythm of Joshua's
little feet pattering down the stairs. Sarah, still mesmerized by the fire, didn't want to
get cold so she blinked once and cuddled even tighter with "Teddy". Chester, who
is always hungry, stopped playing with the strings on the tree and wondered into the
kitchen ready to beg for any sweet morsel of food that would be dropped by the flock. I
floated to my perch on the table and began crunching on one of the fine Christmas nuts
that Mama had put in my bowl. Papa was now strolling into the kitchen, one eye open and
his hair looked like Mama had scratched it for hours, it was sticking out in al
directions. "Ack!", I squawked. He looked so funny. Mama kept making trips to
the counter bringing goodies to the table. By this time Joshua was up in his chair with
the special table for me to sit on and Chester was rolled up in his favorite spot on the
rug between Mama and the counter. "Sweetie, come to breakfast", Mama called out
to Sarah. "Bring Teddy. It's ok today. It's Christmas". Sarah began stirring. reakfast was
wonderful. I ate a little of Mama's apple muffin then a piece of Sara's orange. Papa
always gave me a bite of his cereal and a drink of his milk. Joshua's special table, and
the fact that he is always messier than me, provides the most wonderful place to sit and
eat. Even though there is always a pile of cereal on the table I love to eat off of his
spoon and make him giggle. Chester faithfully sits below and ever so often I drop him
treats. Breakfast with the flock is a wonderful time. ith
breakfast over Mama said, "Time to open presents." Sarah jumped down from the
table so fast that she almost forgot Teddy. Papa wondered over and poured some more hot
stuff in his cup with the picture of a red parrot on the side and Mama picked Joshua up
out of the chair and wiped the extra cereal off so Chester could munch a few more morsels.
I decided it was time for a little head scratchin' and flew over to Papa's shoulder.
"Hello Stanley", he said as he took a sip of hot stuff. "Need some
scratchin'? You're such a sweet little green bird," he added and off to the living
room he walked with his little buddy on his shoulder. he presents
were neatly and lovingly spread under the tree. Each one was wrapped with colorful paper
and tied with red, green or gold string and a big bow was stuck on the top in just the
right place. Mama and Sarah and Teddy were curled up on couch. Joshua sat on the floor in
front of the tree while Papa and I stood next to the tall green tree. Papa always laughed
when he tried to put me on the tree. I didn't like that sticky green stuff on the tree. It
tickled my feet and I would always squawk and flap until I got back over to Papa's
shoulder. "Birds are supposed to like trees," he always told me, but I don't
particularly like them myself. ne by one,
but in quite a flurry, Papa brought all the boxes from under the tree and the bows were
peeled off and all the pretty string was untied and the paper was torn from them revealing
marvelous things. Joshua sat playing with his new cars and an airplane. I went down and
grabbed the bright blue one and took it to the couch to chew on. Teddy got a new playmate,
Sarah called him Gramps, everyone thought he looked like Mama's Papa. Gramps was a brown
fluffy dog with a big black nose and real fluffy ears. I flew over to chew on his ear,
tasted pretty good. Papa opened a package that held a long black box with soft chewy
buttons, he said that he could now watch the football games better. I can't wait until I
can taste those buttons. Mama opened a little box and pulled shiny dangly things from it.
She held them up to her ears. I think she liked them because her eyes sparkled as much as
they did. I flew over to Mama's shoulder and started to taste the bright dangly things.
"No Stanley"! She hollered. I knew hat that meant. Chester even got a few new
things, new cat food and a flee collar. I didn't like to taste his stuff because it's
yucky. I even got a red and green package with strings and a bow. I pulled the string and
found a new bag of "cheetos" and a new ceramic water dish for the kitchen. I
pulled a bright yellow cheeto from the bag and offered it to Mama. She must have like them
a lot because she made a funny face when she bit it. n a while
the noise and bustle was over and everyone was excited yet tired. I perched on top of
Papa's shoulder and looked out over the living room. There were stacks of pretty colored
paper and strings everywhere. Mama was stuffing the bows in a plastic bag next to her
chair. Joshua was still playing with his new cars even though he had a bright new bicycle
standing close by. Sarah, Teddy and Gramps were playing dress-up with all her new clothes.
Chester had long ago ventured back into the kitchen to eat. As I sat there I wondered if
this was all there is to Christmas? ight then I
looked up at the angel sitting on top of the tree. I saw a small light beaming from her
face leading straight to the nativity scene on the table in the corner. It highlighted the
face of the infant in the manger. I laughed a little because I remember Papa telling the
Christmas story to Sarah and Joshua and Teddy and Chester and me just the night before. He
made funny sounds like sheep and cows as he told the story of Mary and Joseph and baby
Jesus and of God coming to earth as a man to die for our sins. He told me that Jesus even
loves birds, well Papa said good birds. It was a wonderful story about love and flying
angels and wise men bringing presents to baby Jesus. Right then I got so excited that I
jumped onto the coffee table and squawked "Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas"! I
finally saw the present that Santa had left me on the tree, it was the angel. Papa
extended his finger and I found my way to his shoulder and looked out over all that I love
so much. Papa said "Good bird, Stanley you're such a sweet little buddy". He
petted me as I stuck my head under his warm chin. felt warm
sleep creeping up my legs as Papa scratched my head, and as I stood there purring, like
Chester does, but just before the sleep reached my head I thought, "I sure hope they
get this place cleaned up before Grandma and Gramps get here for Christmas dinner."
Copyright 1995-2002 Jon-Mark Davey
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