Top 10 Signs Your Quaker Has Learned to Use Your Computer
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| 10) | E-Mail messages from Bear, Fonzie, Wozzo, etc | |
| 9) | Your screensaver suddenly shows pictures of large cages, bird toys, playgyms, etc. | |
| 8) | You find you've been subscribed to strange newsgroups like alt.rec.birdtoys and alt.fan.nestboxes (or alt.binaries.xxx.plucked!) | |
| 7) | Your web browser has a new home page: http://www.quakerville.net/. | |
| 6) | Your mouse has beak marks or toenail scratches on it | |
| 5) | Your downloads folder is full of flight simulators. | |
| 4) | Your keyboard has a new look - green and white abstract art. | |
| 3) | You keep getting new software in the mail like SimNest 2000 and WarBird II. | |
| 2) | Your default IRC nick has been set to "PrettyBird" | |
| AND THE NUMBER ONE Sign Your Quaker Has Learned to Use Your Computer:: | ||
| 1) | Your "beep" sound has been changed to a scratchy little voice saying "Stupid Human!" |
From, Heike Ewing, a/k/a Hyacinth the Dragoness, "The Mac Doctor"