TOP TEN REASONS TO BECOME OWNED BY A QUAKER PARAKEET
Mommy Birdy (this is my own, original creation)

10) You'll never have to worry about freckles, age spots or moles on your body ever again.
9) You will never have to eat, dress, shower, watch TV or trim your nails alone.
8) A Quaker will let you know EXACTLY what is inedible, as these items will be FLUNG at light speed at the walls, floors and ceiling.
7) Never again will you have to wonder what to spend your money on as you will spend every cent buying different pellets, seed, bird toys, produce of varying kinds and bandaids.
6) Watching a Nature show just isn't the same without the screeching, laughing and jabbering of your little companion.
5) The word MASTER becomes switched around to mean "one who does the bidding of one little green chicken".
4) Being a Quaker parent certainly makes you watch you language closer to exclude any racy, spicy, off-color speech.
3) You learn that clothing is good for more than wearing, such as being used by a green munchkin as a pacifier. (Chomping large gaping holes in t-shirts)
2) It is a wonderful way to try out different kinds of remote controls. Matter of fact you can buy a new cordless phone, tv remote and garage door opener every month.
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON TO ADOPT A QUAKER PARAKEET IS::
1) They are just so darn green and cute!!!!!!

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