| 10)
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You'll
never have to worry about freckles, age spots or moles on your body ever again. |
| 9)
|
You
will never have to eat, dress, shower, watch TV or trim your nails alone. |
| 8)
|
A
Quaker will let you know EXACTLY what is inedible, as these items will be FLUNG at light
speed at the walls, floors and ceiling. |
| 7)
|
Never
again will you have to wonder what to spend your money on as you will spend every cent
buying different pellets, seed, bird toys, produce of varying kinds and bandaids. |
| 6)
|
Watching
a Nature show just isn't the same without the screeching, laughing and jabbering of your
little companion. |
| 5)
|
The
word MASTER becomes switched around to mean "one who does the bidding of one little
green chicken". |
| 4)
|
Being
a Quaker parent certainly makes you watch you language closer to exclude any racy, spicy,
off-color speech. |
| 3)
|
You
learn that clothing is good for more than wearing, such as being used by a green munchkin
as a pacifier. (Chomping large gaping holes in t-shirts) |
| 2) |
It
is a wonderful way to try out different kinds of remote controls. Matter of fact you can
buy a new cordless phone, tv remote and garage door opener every month. |
| AND
THE NUMBER ONE REASON TO ADOPT A QUAKER PARAKEET IS:: |
|
| 1) |
They
are just so darn green and cute!!!!!! |